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Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

16 April 10 at 11:29

Depo birth control

In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.

16 April 10 at 11:33

Back pain treatment

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

16 April 10 at 11:38

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.

16 April 10 at 11:50

Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.

16 April 10 at 12:12